Helium is
up.
Feathers
were down.
Paper was
stationary.
Fluorescent
tubing was dimmed in light trading.
Knives were
up sharply.
Cows steered
into a bull market.
Pencils lost
a few points.
Hiking
equipment was trailing.
Elevators
rose, while escalators continued their slow
decline.
Weights were
up in heavy trading.
Light
switches were off.
Mining
equipment hit rock bottom.
Diapers
remained unchanged.
Shipping
lines stayed at an even keel.
The market
for raisins dried up.
Coca-Cola
fizzled.
Caterpillar
stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked
at midday.
Balloon
prices were inflated.
Scott Tissue
touched a new bottom.
And
batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the
market.
